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PostSubject: Blonde Jokes   Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:57 pm

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over a cordless phone.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

*she studied for a blood test.

*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes   Wed Nov 05, 2008 6:05 pm

LMFAO those are good ones
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes   Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:07 pm

Ha ha, drowning a fish. Thats funny!
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes   Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:24 pm

Agreed.

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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes   Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:24 pm

Wow, I told some of these to my friends today and they laughed so hard!!
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes   Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:07 pm

LOL, seriously?

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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes   Tue Nov 11, 2008 4:42 pm

LOL! This is some funny crap! XD
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes   Tue Nov 11, 2008 4:52 pm

Agreed.

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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes   Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:47 pm

Yea, some of those I told to my friends. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes   Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:18 pm

I told em to my friends too xD

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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes   Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:29 pm

I heard some of them before but they are still funny to listen to. XD
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes   Thu Nov 13, 2008 7:36 pm

elephant okay i got some it's called magic mountain

a blonde and her friends go to Africa to see a magic mountain....
you jump off a mountain say a thing and you become it.............
the first friend says i wanna be a unicorn and she becomes it.....
the second says i wanna be a murmaid becomes it and yeah.....
the blonde runs to the top of the mountain trips on a rock says "oh shit" and becomes a piece of poo


lol!

by some i ment one sorry for the typo Exclamation


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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes   Thu Nov 13, 2008 8:06 pm

LMFAO thats a good one

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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes   Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:08 pm

thanks king

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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes   Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:50 am

dude i maed those

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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes   Fri Nov 14, 2008 4:34 pm

i met a blond so dumb she looked at the anchor bank sign ans said "hey where is the ship
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes   Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:14 pm

lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes   Sat Nov 15, 2008 9:46 am

[cencored] jake you stole my joke that joke was told to me by my next door neighboor who is 10 yrs. old
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes   Sat Nov 15, 2008 1:16 pm

lol

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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes   Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:34 pm

p'sh sorry man god Diabeetus Cat

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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes   Fri Dec 05, 2008 5:11 pm

wat the !@#$ wait im not done yet wat the !@#$ wiat, wat the !@#$en god is !@#$en wrong with your !@#$en brain? !@#$ =F u c k

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