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iplayguitar
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 |  Subject: Blonde Jokes  Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:57 pm | |
| I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
* she called me to get my phone number.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*she tried to drown a fish.
*she thought a quarterback was a refund.
*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
*she tripped over a cordless phone.
*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
*she studied for a blood test.
*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home | |
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admin
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| | Subject: Re: Blonde Jokes Wed Nov 05, 2008 6:05 pm | |
| LMFAO those are good ones | |
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panzer228
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| | Subject: Re: Blonde Jokes Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:07 pm | |
| Ha ha, drowning a fish. Thats funny! | |
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admin
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| | Subject: Re: Blonde Jokes Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:24 pm | |
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panzer228
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| | Subject: Re: Blonde Jokes Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:24 pm | |
| Wow, I told some of these to my friends today and they laughed so hard!! | |
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admin
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| | Subject: Re: Blonde Jokes Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:07 pm | |
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Resurgence
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| | Subject: Re: Blonde Jokes Tue Nov 11, 2008 4:42 pm | |
| LOL! This is some funny crap! XD | |
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admin
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| | Subject: Re: Blonde Jokes Tue Nov 11, 2008 4:52 pm | |
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panzer228
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| | Subject: Re: Blonde Jokes Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:47 pm | |
| Yea, some of those I told to my friends.  | |
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admin
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| | Subject: Re: Blonde Jokes Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:18 pm | |
| I told em to my friends too xD | |
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Resurgence
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| | Subject: Re: Blonde Jokes Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:29 pm | |
| I heard some of them before but they are still funny to listen to. XD | |
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awzomjake
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| | Subject: Re: Blonde Jokes Thu Nov 13, 2008 7:36 pm | |
|  okay i got some it's called magic mountain a blonde and her friends go to Africa to see a magic mountain.... you jump off a mountain say a thing and you become it............. the first friend says i wanna be a unicorn and she becomes it..... the second says i wanna be a murmaid becomes it and yeah..... the blonde runs to the top of the mountain trips on a rock says "oh shit" and becomes a piece of poo  by some i ment one sorry for the typo 
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admin
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| | Subject: Re: Blonde Jokes Thu Nov 13, 2008 8:06 pm | |
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awzomjake
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| | Subject: Re: Blonde Jokes Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:08 pm | |
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iplayguitar
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| | Subject: Re: Blonde Jokes Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:50 am | |
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| | Subject: Re: Blonde Jokes Fri Nov 14, 2008 4:34 pm | |
| i met a blond so dumb she looked at the anchor bank sign ans said "hey where is the ship | |
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awzomjake
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| | Subject: Re: Blonde Jokes Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:14 pm | |
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awesomepossum95
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| | Subject: Re: Blonde Jokes Sat Nov 15, 2008 9:46 am | |
| [cencored] jake you stole my joke that joke was told to me by my next door neighboor who is 10 yrs. old | |
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admin
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| | Subject: Re: Blonde Jokes Sat Nov 15, 2008 1:16 pm | |
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awzomjake
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| | Subject: Re: Blonde Jokes Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:34 pm | |
| p'sh sorry man god  | |
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victor101
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| | Subject: Re: Blonde Jokes Fri Dec 05, 2008 5:11 pm | |
| wat the !@#$ wait im not done yet wat the !@#$ wiat, wat the !@#$en god is !@#$en wrong with your !@#$en brain? !@#$ =F u c k | |
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